Saturday, April 14, 2012

Chunk of Change for Charity

Back in February, DLR softWare LLC made its first charitable donation, based on the proceeds from Sgt Fitness sales in 2011.

Thanks to all the Sgt Fitness users out there, and those of you that voted for your favorite charity through the online voting booth at dlrsoftware.com, I wrote a check for $60.00 to The 3-Day for the Cure.

Spread the word: there are those you know who could actually use a dose of discipline from the old Sarge. And every copy sold through the app store adds $1.25 to the next chunk of change for charity.

Stay fit!

 

Saturday, April 07, 2012

Birthdays

Got a really cool present from my honey this year for my birthday (and a great card, too!). Thanks, baby! It's a t-shirt that looks like this:
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If it seems familiar, it may be that you read this post of mine from August, 2010:

My writing's been immortalized on a t-shirt! And I get to wear it whenever I want!
I'm a lucky man. Grateful for what I do have this month, not so concerned about what I don't have. Tell me, though... what sounds younger: 45 years or 4.5 decades? My grandparents always told me you're only as old as you feel, and you can stay young at heart your whole life through. I always did think they were pretty right-on.

Saturday, March 31, 2012

Marching

March, 2012: it was weird around here. It was just as warm as June or September usually is for about two weeks right in the middle of the month.

But that was mostly a good thing: I started riding my bike to work early this year, the week after we changed the clocks to what the Europeans call "summer time." (Stupid time changing. But that's another topic...)

RunKeeper tells me I've made 6 round trips to work on my bike this month. I swear I did 7, though: I must have forgotten to use the RunKeeper on one of my commutes that first week, because I swear I did 2 the first week, then 3, then 2 again. Apparently I only tracked one of those ones the first week, though. Maybe I didn't have enough battery power that day. I can't remember, it was a few weeks ago already.

Proud of this, though: I already cracked 40 minutes on one ride in this month.

Rock on.

 

Wednesday, February 29, 2012

Hello Leap Day

February 29th. An extra day. But it's a Wednesday this year, so in some ways, it hardly seems like it.

What are you going to do with it?

Just in case you're not sure, Seth Godin has some good ideas.

If none of that sounds appealing to you, you should check out Austin Kleon's new book, Steal Like an Artist. It's chock full of inspiration.

If you're still not inspired, you're gonna have to write your own blog. That's all I've got for today. :-)

 

Sunday, January 22, 2012

Bye bye "Big Money"

Can big money buy the Internet? No, I don't think it can. The Internet's simply too big to buy.

Here's a brilliant idea: let's eliminate money from the political campaigning process. We could eliminate "big money" completely, and take back Capitol Hill. Can you imagine: regular people being elected, and staying regular people for their entire duration in D.C./Albany/Sacramento/Olympia? And then going back to regular lives after their one or two terms?

Joel Spolsky got me thinking along these lines this morning with this Google+ post, and call me crazy, but I think he's got some valid points there.

In fact, I'd suggest taking it even one step further than simply giving away ads on the Internet for free: let's figure out how to ban the *sale* of TV, radio and Internet advertisements for anybody who's running for an elected position. And let's say that anybody who owns an outlet that contains advertising in their stream must provide 5% of that advertising time *for free* on an equal/rotating basis to *anyone* who wants a piece of it that is running for elected office.

It would soon "not work" -- because there would be so many candidates with so many free messages that the channel would be swamped, and the channel "owners" would simply not be able to show as many ads as they were receiving, let alone rotate through them on any sort of equality basis.

But, if we did this, even though we recognize in advance that it would not work well once a certain volume of candidates is reached, the people with money would have to figure out another way to influence the vote rather than simply spending a ton of cash on ads.

Of course, the people with money would still have an advantage. They'll be able to afford to actually physically go to many locations and appear in person in front of people. But for every other medium (aside from an actual physical presence) where money can buy influence, I think we should make the sale and purchase of such influence illegal. We should hold the SuperPacs, the TV stations, anybody who's involved responsible, and be able to charge them and proseucte them for violations. Possibly even taking things so far as to invalidate election results when violations occur.

What if we lived in a world where anybody could advertise their own political campaign free of charge in online video snippets? How would that change things?

Worth some thought, worth some discussion... even worth some action.

Sunday, January 01, 2012

All is Quiet

Happy New Year!

2011 is over. Welcome, 2012.

2011 was ok. It wasn't the worst year ever.

It was my bloggingest year ever: 35 posts. Not quite once a week. I'm going to aim for at least once a week this coming year... It helps that I had something I wanted to talk about publicly this year: Sgt Fitness.

Sgt Fitness. The first app I've done that I would consider "potentially useful to lots of people" up on the iPhone app store. Only dozens have bought it and downloaded it so far, but there's still more to come. Still hoping for an audience of thousands and more eventually. Turns out the hard part about selling an app is communicating about it, promoting it, marketing it, and actually getting the word out to the people who'd be interested in it. Building it and putting it up there is easy.

Looking forward to doing some updates to those apps in the coming days and weeks.

Make a resolution to get more fit this year. And, oh yeah: buy Sgt Fitness and let him help you keep your resolution.

So: Cheers to your health! And crank the U2 today, on New Year's Day.

Friday, December 23, 2011

Do Not Follow

I was driving down the usual road, on the way home from work yesterday, following two cars in front of me, and they were following a big dump truck in front of them.

On the back of the big pine green dump truck was a big orange sign with black block lettering. I'm sure you've seen it. It said:

    CONSTRUCTION VEHICLE
    DO NOT FOLLOW

What are we supposed to do, pass you? Even with double yellow lines? If you don't want us following you, then GET OFF OUR ROAD!!

I feel like mounting a sign on the front of my car that says:

    PLAIN OLD CAR
    PLEASE DO NOT DRIVE IN FRONT OF ME

or maybe:

    COMMUTER TRANSPORT
    PLEASE PULL OVER IMMEDIATELY
    MY WIFE HAS CHRISTMAS COOKIES WAITING FOR ME AT HOME
    (THANKS, BABY)

I would put it in mirror writing, so the drivers in front of me could read it in their rearviews. I would even say "please." I really would.

Those big orange signs are sort of like the TSA, a completely stupid waste of our money, time and mind share.

If you're on the road, and you're headed to where you're going... please, feel free to follow whatever vehicle happens to be in front of you. Sometimes "the signs" are better off ignored.

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Solstice

Solstice.

Longest night of the year.

We've got the travel itch again. We're gonna need to go someplace soon. A change of pace is on order. Hopefully it arrives pretty soon. They forgot to send me a UPS tracking number on this one, though.

Sleep well, mein freund.

Wednesday, December 07, 2011

The Sgt Fitness Report, November

Steady and un-earth-shattering as she goes. Recap of month seven selling Sgt Fitness on the app store...

Weekly sales numbers for weeks 27 through 30: 2, 2, 1, 1
Monthly sales, November 2011: 6
Funds earmarked for charitable donation: $7.50
Votes for favorite charity: 0

Running totals: 45 units, $56.25 raised for charity

Tuesday, November 01, 2011

The Sgt Fitness Report, October

Another month of four. Recap of month six selling Sgt Fitness on the app store...

Weekly sales numbers for weeks 22 through 26: 0, 0, 1, 3, 0
Monthly sales, October 2011: 4
Funds earmarked for charitable donation: $5.00
Votes for favorite charity: 0

Running totals: 39 units, $48.75 raised for charity

Saturday, October 22, 2011

Be As You Are

Be as you are.

After all, there's no other way you can be, actually.

Stop all the trying, and straining, and stressing, and faking, and pretending. And, please, for crying out loud, stop the whining and complaining. Just be.

It's ok. Nobody's really expecting you to be different than you are. And if they are, shame on them... Don't accept such silly, nonsensical expectations. Be as you are.

Accept it. Embrace it. Be proud of it. Nobody else is exactly like you. Not even if you have an "identical" twin.

Wear it. Own it. Love it. You.

Be as you are.

Carry on...

Thursday, October 13, 2011

The Sgt Fitness Report, September

The low level background noise of the "not much marketing" slow and steady. Recap of month five selling Sgt Fitness on the app store...

Weekly sales numbers for weeks 18 through 21: 2, 0, 1, 1
Monthly sales, September 2011: 4
Funds earmarked for charitable donation: $5.00
Votes for favorite charity: 0

Running totals: 35 units, $43.75 raised for charity

Wednesday, October 05, 2011

Ice(land), Ice(land)! baby

We just got back from an awesome trip to Iceland, our first visit to the northern Atlantic volcanic isle. After our last vacation trip, our friend Lara found a great deal on travelzoo.com including airfare to Iceland, three nights in a hotel, and a glacier walk. You could even add extra nights for a reasonable price, so we did: just one more. Three nights seemed too much like just a bit more than a weekend, you know?

Noontime, Friday: drive over, grab our first vacation lunch while still in town and meet up with Tim and Lara. After lunch, Robin surprised the rest of us with, what else? Home-knit Viking hats for all! Thanks to Shove Mink and her croshame ability, we started this trip in style. (Wait for it, wait for it: you'll see the photos below.) After that, straight down the Thruway to JFK airport, NYC. The first leisurely vacation dinner, then time to board the overnight flight to Iceland.

We flew through the night, sleeping on the plane, landed, took the FlyBus to our hotel, the Reykjavík Natura, and then stayed up mostly all day, wandering around downtown Reykjavík, checking out the local shops, bars and restaurants. First beer at The English Pub. Also the first shot of Brennivin, the classic Icelandic schnapps, semi-dramatically known as the Black Death. We found some lunch at a waterfront place called The Sea Baron, with really great "lobster soup," loaded with langoustines. I tried the Minke whale, too: ask me about that if you want to know. After that, we wound our way around and back to ye olde English Pub for another beer before the evening hit. The ladies made fun of the guys as we started nodding our heads from not quite enough sleep, and perhaps just one more beer/cider than we probably should have had.

We wore our hats constantly. People recognized us as "the vikings" everywhere we went. Most thought we had bought the hats somewhere over there and wanted to know where they could buy them. (Google Croshame, people, that's her, right there in all 10 of the top 10 results.) Shove, you could make a killing if you went over there for a few weeks during the summer and just made and sold these hats to tourists.

Here we were that Saturday afternoon:


We had an evening "northern lights tour" scheduled, so we headed back to our rooms on the 18:00 hotel shuttle to catch a one hour nap before the 19:30 tour... it ended up getting cancelled, though, because of the weather. Too many clouds to see them well. We tried to get it rescheduled for another night, but it kept getting cancelled each night. Too tired to venture back downtown again, we ended up ordering "take away" Chinese and having it delivered to the hotel.

Sunday, we got to go on a glacier "ice walk"... literally walking on the ice. A tour bus took a whole group of us down to Mýrdalsjökull on the southern coast of Iceland, and it was spectacular!

The ice of Mýrdalsjökull:


Vikings on ice (that's nice):


Most of the photos in this Best of Iceland photo album are from this glacier walk. It was incredibly huge, and we were just walking on a little "tiny" tongue of it sticking down from the mountain.

Best of Iceland

I kept singing (mostly in my head) the line about "the land of the ice and snow" from Led Zeppelin's Immigrant Song for like three weeks before this trip. It stuck with me even as we toured the glacier that day. In fact, I've still been singing it since our return. It's funny, or maybe just the way things work: I looked it up on Wikipedia after we got back: they actually wrote that song after visiting Reykjavík in 1970 to kick off their tour that year. The words to that song describe Iceland exactly. You know there's no other place on Earth they could possibly be talking about. I find stuff like that amazing and fascinating.

The land of the ice and snow is also the land of fire and ash: balance in all things, the yin and the yang, ice and glaciers are cool male energy, while lava and eruptions are fiery passionate female energy.

Sunday evening dinner: hot dogs. At the most popular restaurant in all of Iceland. Pretty darn good, too. We'll be recreating these hot dogs best we can at our next annual chili/cocktail bash in January. They grill the buns, they put crispy fried onions, a smidge of chopped raw onions and a bunch of sauces on these dogs, and they really are quite yummy.

Monday, we went horseback riding on Icelandic horses, thanks to Íshestar. My horse's name was pronounced Ah-tee, emphasis on the "Ah," but I have no idea how you actually spell that. My guess is it's the Icelandic equivalent of Otto or Eddie. He was a bit of a stubborn beast. These tour rides are all single file, and mostly slow walking and trotting. Luckily, even the stubborn horses pretty much know to just follow the horse in front of them. After a little while, the leaders pause and say experienced folks to the left to move a bit more quickly, beginners to the right, to continue moving slowly. We all went with the beginners... but then, we all met up again at the half-time mark to give the horses a rest and a grass snack. After the break, Robin ventured on with the more experienced group to try riding a little faster. She loved it! We got back to the stables and she was giddy from galloping. She was beaming! They fed us a wonderful lunch as part of our package, and then offered to allow us to stay on for the afternoon sessions, too. Robin and I stayed on, and I even ventured to gallop with the faster group on the afternoon ride. On a new horse, this time, whose name I could not quite get, so I kept calling him "Buddy."

Back to the hotel, quick dip in the hot tub, venture into downtown again to find dinner. Dinner at the place with puffin on the menu. Not just plain puffin, but a puffin feast. And a lamb feast. And a langoustine feast. Feasts had by all. I would describe puffin meat as about halfway between duck and venison.

Tuesday, we rode on the FlyBus again, this time to the Blue Lagoon spa. Waded around the geothermally heated waters. Warmed up in the steam bath. Got massages while floating on a pad in the water. Ate lunch in our robes. Like the billionaires we are. Steam bath again. Back to the hotel, in to Reykjavík, shopping for gifts, quick before the shops close, then dinner at Hofnin, by the waterfront, at the recommendation of one of our cab drivers: best lamb in Reykjavík. After our cab back to the hotel, we walked out the back of the hotel, where about a dozen people were looking up into the sky, and there they were: the northern lights on display for even those in the glimmer of the city lights to see. They were faint green shifting curtains of light, but they were definitely the Aurora Borealis. It was Lara and Robin's first time seeing them: they were both thrilled by that, too.

Wednesday, we went on a whale watching cruise in the morning before we had to fly out in the evening. We saw Minke whales and dolphins. Got a couple of video clips of the action, not sure whether I'll call them "good" or not yet. And we let the teacher from Denmark (who was chaperoning a trip including 65 students, 65!) take a picture of us in our Viking hats. Cha-ching, Shove, Cha-ching! I asked her if it was true that the Danish people are some of the happiest people in the world, and she got a slightly skeptical look on her face and said, "No, I don't think so." But then she smiled.

Straight to the airport with you.

Ah, crap. Vacation's over already. Who said four nights was enough?

Iceland: definitely recommend a visit. And if you do: walk on the ice, it's incredible!

Friday, September 23, 2011

September

I love the smell of those first chilly nights of September. Dry, breezy. It feels crisp. Wakes up something inside of me that fell asleep, lazy from the heat of summer.

It's the season for starting new things, adventure, excitement of what's to come.

Good month for a road trip, or a quick jet over an ocean to a volcanic isle.

Time to enjoy a little super-long-weekend mini-vacation...

Wednesday, August 31, 2011

The Sgt Fitness Report, August

Slow and steady. Eventually I'll be able to buy a cup of coffee at Fourbucks (tm). Guess the word of mouth effect is not quite as strong as I had hoped it would be. Recap of month four selling Sgt Fitness on the app store.

Weekly sales numbers for weeks 14 through 17: 2, 0, 2, 1
Monthly sales, August 2011: 5
Funds earmarked for charitable donation: $6.25
Votes for favorite charity: 0

Zero!

Literally zero!

Wow. Even you folks who are downloading it are not voting for your favorite charities each month. Guess I'm gonna have to put out that update with the voting reminder built in.

Running totals: 31 units, $38.75 raised for charity


Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Equinox Approaching Already?

I noticed that it was getting dark out already while driving home after dinner tonight, and that hasn't happened in the last few months. Then I thought, wow, it's almost the 21st, which means we're two thirds of the way from the solstice to the equinox. Only another month of this summer time lighting left.

Time flies when the weather sucks.

I mean, time flies when you're working too hard.

Wait, no: time flies all the time, no stoppin' this train.

Have fun, 'cause time'll fly, regardless.

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Fifteen Minutes a Day

Another new study reported on the news this morning: fifteen minutes of exercise per day can add three years to your life.

Yet another reason why you should give Sgt Fitness a try. Or turn him back on if you've turned him off.

With a setting of 8 to 10 drills per day, and each drill taking a minute or two to complete... add in a walk from the far side of the parking lot and climbing one flight of stairs, and you're up to your fifteen minutes a day.

Don't you feel healthier already just reading about it? All righty then, go buy Sgt Fitness for your iPhone or iPod and get moving!

Thursday, August 04, 2011

The Sergeant, Fitness Report, July

Still going slowly? Yes. More single digit weeks? Absolutely. A zero week? Ouch. But up 1 whole unit from last month! :-) Recap of month three selling Sgt Fitness on the app store.

Weekly sales numbers for weeks 9 through 13: 5, 0, 1, 1, 1
Monthly sales, July 2011: 8
Funds earmarked for charitable donation: $10.00
Votes for favorite charity: 1
Top (only!) voted charity: Susan G. Komen 3-Day for the Cure

Running totals: 26 units, $32.50 raised for charity

Saturday, July 30, 2011

Where There's a Hill

My sister-in-law got me a cool t-shirt for my birthday this year. It's got a drawing of a bike on it, and it says "Where there's a hill, there's a way." I love it. Perfect slogan, it's a nice neutral dark yellow color, it's lightweight, and it fits good.

We biked 22 miles this morning. 11 miles to the Cracker Barrel, a big breakfast, then 11 miles home again. There are a few hills along that route, none too ultra-challenging, but a couple of good stretches that make you work a bit.

Sometimes when I'm riding, I think of the perfect thing to say on the old blog... Then by the time I get home, it's usually gone. Unless it's really, really good. Then I can remember it.

Today, as I was going up one of the hills, it occurred to me that there are several strategies for tackling hills on a bicycle. I consistently use two of them: the one that I prefer is to keep pedaling, staying in the same gear, kicking those thigh muscles up a notch and working a little bit harder. With that technique, you keep your speed up, you get to the top faster, and you get a nice sense of accomplishment. But sometimes, I'm just a bit too tired and I need to use strategy #2: downshift until I can keep the same cadence with the same level of effort as before I got to the hill... This one slows you down a little bit, but sometimes ya gotta.

Looking forward to a few more bike rides yet this summer. The weather is finally just about perfect for bike rides a few times a week lately. I like it.

Pedal always!