On the back of the big pine green dump truck was a big orange sign with black block lettering. I'm sure you've seen it. It said:
CONSTRUCTION VEHICLE DO NOT FOLLOW
What are we supposed to do, pass you? Even with double yellow lines? If you don't want us following you, then GET OFF OUR ROAD!!
I feel like mounting a sign on the front of my car that says:
PLAIN OLD CAR PLEASE DO NOT DRIVE IN FRONT OF ME
COMMUTER TRANSPORT PLEASE PULL OVER IMMEDIATELY MY WIFE HAS CHRISTMAS COOKIES WAITING FOR ME AT HOME (THANKS, BABY)
I would put it in mirror writing, so the drivers in front of me could read it in their rearviews. I would even say "please." I really would.
Those big orange signs are sort of like the TSA, a completely stupid waste of our money, time and mind share.
If you're on the road, and you're headed to where you're going... please, feel free to follow whatever vehicle happens to be in front of you. Sometimes "the signs" are better off ignored.